1. Let's start out with something simple. How old are you?

Young. Just a little kid.
Ageless.
Grown up. Supposedly.

2. The most charming aspect of your personality is your...

Inability to control the situation, despite your efforts.
Habit of obeying commands without question.
Bright red briefs.
Doe-eyed innocence.
Endless store of wisdom.
Ability to disguise yourself as a kindly old woman.
Cute German accent.
Appreciation for Gatorade.
Skin tone. It's not easy being green...

3. The least charming aspect of your personality is your...

Personality. Hey, you’re the bad guy. You don’t do charming
Habit of calling your students delinquents.
Ability to cry hysterically on command.
Desperate attempts to get affection.
Inability to use your super powers.
Total lack of flaws.
Frequent attempts to take the easy way out.
Difficulty following directions.
Inability to think on your feet.
Limited time on stage.

4. So, what do you think of the quiz so far?

It's absolutely adorable! Can I pet it?!
What does Auntie Em think?
Why oh why did you have to mention the red briefs?
It's totally awesome, Boss!
Sehr gut! (That's German, ya know.)
Unrealistic, but amusing.
The lack of flying monkeys is disappointing...
Muwhahaha!
You're running out of questions, aren't you?
It doesn't do justice to my beauty.

5. Er... pick a word.

Governator.
Oz.
Salute.
Trekkie.
Mentos.
Pigtails.
Wicked.
Botox.
Kiddies.
Screwed.
Bookworld.
Ja.

6. What do you do in your spare time?

Get lost in the forest.
Spare time? Riiight.
Save the world. Duh.
Read, apparently.
Flying monkeys *snicker* ... er... I mean... build book reading machines.
Feed hungry children. *coughcough*
Well... I cook and clean house for the dwarfs.
Agree with everything your 'Bruder' says.
Talk to inaminate objects.
Cackle.
Take silly personality quizzes... like this one.
Three stooges routines.

7. Complete the sentence: Only trust someone...

As far as you can throw them.
If they didn't just pop out of some kid's science project.
If they don't offer you food.
If the boss says so.
Who says they're a good witch.
To laugh at the red briefs.
Who doesn't know the principal.
Who doesn't know your step daughter.
After you have them in the oven.
With matches if there isn't a dustbin around.

8. Your voice is...

Girlish and giggly.
Authoritative and oddly singsong.
Authoritative and oddly British.
German.
Haughty.
So evil it's creepy.
Er... decimal-y. Oh yeah.
Youthful and a bit sarcastic.
Never heard. *sniffle*

9. Kissing scene!

*shudder*
*unconscious shudder*
*German shudder*
*schoolgirl shudder*
*evil shudder*
*superhero shudder*
*minty-fresh shudder*
*vain shudder*
*color-coordinated shudder*
For the last time, I am not a prince! *shudder*
Yessss!

10. Okay, let me think of a question not related to the show... Hmm.... Oooh! You've won!

Yay!
First, I'd like to thank to the academy....
It's about time.
How wonderful! But... what exactly did I win?
Meeheeheehee!
Muwahahaha!
We did? Neat!
You just keep telling yourself that...
Oh no you don't! *thwack* Darn pop up ads...

11. You know you're obsessed with something when you...

Don't stop talking about it.
Pet it compulsively.
Wake up singing it.
... Obsessed? I don't get obsessed-- oh look, Family Guy is on...
Make a personality quiz about it.
Can quote it word for word.
Call it your 'pretty'.
Lie about your obsession with it.
Win an award for participating in it.
Refer to it at every opportunity.
Obsess about it. Duh.

12. Which famous last words do you most relate to?

I don't feel good. - Luther Burbank
Go away… I'm alright. - H. G. Wells
Friends applaud, the Comedy is over. - Ludwig von Beethoven
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. - Pancho Villa
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist… - John B. Sedgwick, General
Curse you! - Various Evil People